Monday, February 18, 2008

weekend
















had a pretty interesting weekend.
i went to the fulton bar by myself and accidentally hung out with the strongarm motorcycle club where i drunkenly played megatouch with six year old twins and had a conversation with a biker about how he understood how heath ledger and jake gyllenhal would be gay cowboys with each other, went to baltimore where my lovely girlfriend and i were nearly kidnapped by a disgruntled west african cab driver, saw a frog that is so big it eats birds and squirrels, and after spending a day around children at the aquarium realized yet again why i hope i am infertile.

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