Thursday, April 17, 2008

bang bang, you're dead, hole in your head.

so, i am innocently sitting in my apartment, listening to the raccoons in the walls chewing their way through the insulation, playing cod4, when, at about 1205 am, bang, bang, bang bang, bang, pause, then, bang.
big caliber shots, loud as a cannon, not a block from my house.
and here it is, 1235, and finally the police sirens are wailing.
before that, though, about thirteen car alarms went off simultaneously.
so, if you get shot in my neighborhood, it may be awhile before the cops show up.
now, does anyone know if you can buy kevlar vests on ebay?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am not sure what scares me more-the raccoons in your walls or the gun violence. I am soooo glad that you are coming here on Saturday!