Friday, January 9, 2009

to gush, top ten style.

my girlfriend is the greatest, as evidenced by the following....
1. we never fight. seriously. and when either one of us acts like a jerk, we admit it immediately and apologize. there is zero friction. it really has made me a nicer person.
2. she is nice on the eyes.
3. she likes making out.
4. she supports me in everything i do. i truly have never met a kinder, more warm person in my life.
5. she doesn't mind when i watch true crime shows and intervention. in fact, she will even watch cops with me.
6. she thinks it's funny when i sing, which is often.
7. she likes snacks.
8. she is the tidiest person i have ever met, but doesn't mind that i am an utter hog.
9. she likes dogs.
10. she puts up with me, which can be a part time job all in itself.
so, you know, i am quite possibly the luckiest guy alive.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

sounds boring.

alibastar blunderbuss said...

well,anonymous, quite the contrary.
thank you for your thought-provoking observation, though.
i'm sure you are a very happy, well-adjusted person, as most people that talk shit electronically undoubtedly are.
jesus.

Anonymous said...

Awww, someone's jealous.