"tell him you are going to put his dick in a coma. tell this fucking guy that when you are done with him his penis will be eating strained peas through a feeding tube. tell him a priest is going to have to read his dick its last rites. tell him to contact funeral homes soon, because in a short time his cock will be the subject of a teary eulogy."
this is advice i gave to a friend, about how to perhaps speed up the proceedings in her current love entanglement.
while she courteously did not take my fantastic advice, i bet this would work.
feel free to try it.
my guess is it works both ways.
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