ponderings

I was in north philly this past sunday for a business meeting and as i walked from the olney station to the oak lane diner, i thought to myself, why don't i start a business that sells and installs razor wire? I mean, lining the top of every fence in philadelphia is razor wire, some rusty, some gleamingly new, some tightly coiled, some loose and menacing, perched, ready to tear flesh open, threatening tetanus, defense against the seemingly endless throng of chain link scaling thieves walking this fine city. Razor wire is the new moat.
I was watching john and kate plus 8 yesterday, or rather lisa was, the show on tlc about the couple who had sextuplets, so of course i wondered, what if a woman goes to get an abortion, and it turns out she is carrying six unwanted kids? Does this cost extra? Are you charged per kid? Is it a different attachment for the vacuum? I mean, if you are taking fertility drugs and you come up preggo with six or seven kids, i suppose you wouldn't have an abortion if you are trying so hard to have kids, but this has to have come up at some point. Having six kids at once, my god, that's like assisted vaginal suicide.
I do not like a lot of people, but a new group has joined the crew. Young pseudo intellectuals. I have an ethics class, and in it we are discussing the history of philosophy, and all of these 19 to 23 year olds in my class question my teacher every step of the way. It makes you wonder, “my god, was i this much of a pain in the ass when i was that young?” look, i know it is good to question everything, but when speaking of aristotle, kant, and rawls, you know, i am predisposed to believe these guys knew what the fuck they were talking about. Plus, a philosophy is just a proposed set of moral guidelines, it is not doctrine. Oh, and add ultra-liberals. Which is tough, because philly is thick with these assholes.
I am tired of kayne west. Enough already with the auto-tuner, bro.
I thought i would be more excited when obama was elected, but, you know, eh. I do feel bad for him , though, it's as if he did the right thing and adopted a kid, bu that kid turned out to a pyromaniac grave robber who uses hundred dollar bills to light a church on fire and dug up your grandmother's corpse to defile her skull's eye sockets.